REVOL: Poetic Smut!

“…honor him above all for having had the foresight to reduce to nothing the democratic tendencies of the working class…” ~ Andre Breton

REVOL believes first and foremost in REVOL but in several other select tenets as well: be drunk, be irreverent, get exhausted, wear good clothes. REVOL reserves the right to revoke or revise these beliefs at ANY TIME for ANY REASON.

REVOL demands adherence to the following:

  1. 2017 will go no better than 2016. Time is a sham.
  2. MORE BOOZE! Champagne may be a fundamental right. REVOL will support legislation (local, congressional, NOT executive!) that makes such a bold declaration.
  3. A general belief in the goodness of animals and their status as “better than” humans!
  4. Excitement over the various ways that one could incorporate glitter into REVOL’s proceedings (Think: makeup, cannon, confetti, cupcakes, etc.).
  5. Feelings of optimism towards the suggestion that Manhattan would be better off if Tribeca residents were replaced by man-sized hamsters in rolling man-sized hamster balls.
  6. A commitment to never letting the bar “LOCAL 138” close.
  7. A heartburn inducing desire to wake from our Trumptopian nightmare to find that he is instead entombed in a golden dildo somewhere off the coast of Scotland.
  8. Belief in David Bowie.
  9. An extreme belief that “MERMAIDS: THE BODY FOUND” reveals complexities about the human consciousness. It is a film from which we must learn for it is a film that alters reality.
  10. 6:00am is a bad time of day. Too late to be out/too early to wake up. Wrong all around.

REVOL seeks to cope with these distressing times by remembering our brilliant predecessors: Surrealists, punks, weirdos. We will honor their memory through copious amounts of champagne, degrading and mocking boring art (boring is worse than bad), and refusing to compromise on anything ever. Only through such “extreme” actions will we maintain a state of mind that will deliver us safely back to the reality of 2020.

With love and poison,
REVOL